Barry Fig: A Dog’s Philosophy of Cooking

Dude. Here’s the rules:
1. Guard your food at all times. If you can, keep your paws on it. There may be a cat around.
2. Try to cook only when the humans are out of the house. They try to interfere and will not let you take that stick of butter you so desperately need for [...]

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I’m Not Just Here For The Food

Hi, I’m Barry Fig. It’s been a wonderful New Years and I’ve had a great time.  Even though they forced me to wear this outfit.
I just wanted to say a few words, dudes. I used to be a human being too. But somewhere along the way while I was trying to make the world’s biggest [...]

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My Day by Barry Fig

When all the world is young, lad,
And all the trees are green;
And every goose a swan, lad,
And every lass a queen;
Then hey for boot and horse, lad,
And round the world away:
Young blood must have its course, lad,
And every dog his day.
Charles Kingsley
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Dudes, it’s that time again.
I remember how, when I used to be [...]

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Shakespearean Foodisms

It’s a Guy Thing with Barry Fig
Dudes. Listen there’s the coolest thing I figured out. Well I didn’t really figure it all out myself because foodvox was there but I was there too and even though she actually did the thing I figure I was a part of it. If you know what I [...]

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Cooking Without a Kitchen

It’s a Guy Thing with Barry Fig
I gotta tell you, it’s been a bad week. First that chick at the Farmer’s Market I told you about (why’d she have to be like that, dudes? Why?) and now this.
A couple of days ago my bud Stu Shotzy was over. We went four-wheeling and got kinda messy [...]

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Introducing the Voxes – Barry Fig

Barry Fig will be joining us weekly with “It’s a Guy Thing”. When asked if there was anything he’d like to add to this introduction his only comment was “I don’t want to talk about it right now. Maybe later.” Barry is known for his attempt to build the world’s [...]

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